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me: I'm tired of the characters in books and series and films always ending up with their teenage love. it's lazy and unrealistic. the authors just have to leave the story open at the end, without telling us about the love life of the characters later, it's not that complicated. it's really annoying.

alice: and so Nick and Charlie will get married and live happily ever after

me: OMG NICK AND CHARLIE WILL GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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Charlie: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Charlie: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.